Top 24 Mark Twain QUOTES

Quotes from Mark Twain: There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Mark Twain QUOTES

1. The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

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2. Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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3. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

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4. Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.

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5. If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

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6. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

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7. Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

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8. Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

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9. Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

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10. Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

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11. When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.

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12. When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

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13. All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

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14. Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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15. We have the best government that money can buy.

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16. The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

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17. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

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18. Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

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19. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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20. Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

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21. The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.

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22. Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.

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23. Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

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24. It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

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